Home Alone

You know, come to think of it, maybe staying in mom and dad's basement is not such a bad idea for young men. After all, at any time, the press makes it appear that you can be hauled away in the middle of the night on rape charges. It might be best to avoid college, never marry, live at home until you are in your 30's and then go out in the world as a middle aged guy who no one bothers with much anymore. Not a bad plan these days.